Luke the Puke
L Little soot-black menace in the night
U Undulating sideways across the senseless brown carpet
K Kitten eyes like a cartoon, bold orange and orbishly innocent
E Endlessly chirping, honking, squealing and squawking your feline songs
F Flirting with Danny, or Danny’s pants when he’s not home
L Lord of the Kitty Fortress, five stories high – fearsomely he leaps!!!
O Often the connoisseur of most plentiful American toilet water
W Warrior, the sole ambushing force against the ill-tempered Crayfly!
E Entirely afraid of Bryan the Dog, the epitome of a Scaredy-Cat
R Roly-poly, tuck-and-roll, WATCH OUT you’re going to roll off the bed again!
S Shoelaces beware!!!